Distasteful Choices

The sun is beginning to set; the streets are beginning to fill with people going out on a Friday night. This not only calls those yearning to have a fun night, but those looking to have a fun night, if you catch my drift. What I want to talk about is those girls who go to clubs and dress completely unfashionably and slutty. Yes, SLUTTY there is no other word for it.  Basically they dress like this:

Oh the sweet irony that Jerseylicious airs on the STYLE network. First off, do not follow ANY and I mean ANY of these “style” tips unless you want to end up looking like a cast member of Jersey Shore.

I bathe in pickle juice

The outfits that some of you girls wear are ridiculous. They either expose your body by having cut-out or lace or sometimes sadly both. This might not be bad if you are sending that I really wanna get some vibe or just like looking creepy. Here is a perfect example:

Does it come in a size 24?

The other thing is that it wouldn’t be such a crime, but most of the girls who chose to wear clothes like this have their fat bulging out of the openings. Nothing against the BBW’s of the world, but clothes are meant to be flattering, so even if it is your “size”, be conscious of your body and please do not allow others to see your indecency.

What you really look like...

Another pet peeve of mine is seeing a girl in ugly prints. Yes, prints can be fun and flirty when done correctly, but some prints are meant to be burned.

Combines all the efforts of a leopard on the prowl and a garden?

I know protection is important. I do endorse the use of condoms and other contraception, but wearing it may not provide you with a lot of protection. Those dresses that look like they are made of rubber, or condoms, are not very attractive.

20,000 condoms died to make this dress

To finish it off, I want to talk about the girls who wear bright or metallic colors. Yes, it is bright. Yes, it attracts attention. No, it doesn’t look good. You look like you are trying to be fancy, but honestly half the time you just look plain old ghetto. 

I hear metallic blue is in this winter

cut- out, leopard and metallic…must be fashionable… -___-

So remember ladies, if you look like you are going to be in the background of a Jersey Shore episode you are better off burning that outfit. And if you are trying to attract the right kind of man, if you can find that at a club, it surely won't be with those outfits.